Greetings, pilgrim. I am Garth Marenghi, sculptor of nightmares. I hope you are sitting un-comfortably at your pc / laptop. Congrats: you have unearthed the official website of my imaginata. As many of my readership can attest, I invented the internet back in 1976 with my short story 'Mindgrid'. Many of my predictions, alas, have since borne sorry fruit, and I, too, have spent many troubled hours distracted by erotica.
Garth Marenghi is Romford's most famous literary son, and the plougher of a deep furrow in gore- horror fiction. Author of Slicer, Afterbirth (tag-line: After birth comes, Afterbirth) and the awsome Crab!! (Quote: "No way on God's green land can a crab be bigger than a Renault Estate! Can it!"), Marenghi is perhaps the only author of whom The Independant has said "Rats learn to drive in this book".
You may recognise Marenghi AKA Matthew Holness as Simon, the obstinate computer nerd in BBC's the Office.
View the carnage yourself here