An open letter to Lowri Turner

Dear Lowri,

Oh how we used to love you on DIY SOS, how you used to help us decide between our black and cream sofas on Housecall, and how you aided us through the myriad of complexities involved in matching the right kitten-heel to handbag on Looking Good. These were surely the only issues which mattered to us then, but now my dear you have set us all straight with your right thinking and good common sense. If you could now advise us on getting our Labrador into a decent school, we’d be astonishingly grateful.


Yours with due respect,

The Gays.
xxx

Comments

[TC]

Well, someone had to say it. It's like soldiers; you'd never know whether they'd be thinking about killed the enemy or kissing them. And aren't most gays paedophiles too?

[Danke]

Wanted: Pointless, lisping, fat-arsed wench with poorly considered views for president. Previous experience on low-grade TV preferred. A startlingly bad personal approach to the more traditional values that you supposedly subscribe to would also be beneficial. Particularly should you use the press to further the bitterness felt towards your own adulterous spouse while handing over your beloved children to the nanny.

[Cheap Jordan 1]

Thanks for sharing. This website is to I too have to help. Very good.