Overheard in Manchester Metropolitan University Library: XIX.V.MMVI

Mature Student 1: Dya watch big bruvver last night?

Mature Student 2: Yeh.

MS1: Fuckin good wonnit.

MS2: Nah, I yate the first one, it's always crap. Anyway, I smashed er ed against the wall and told er to get the fuck out. She's fuckin scared of me now, don't fink she'll be coming back.

Ms1: Yeh she was well out of order though wont she.

Librarian: Can you keep the noise down please?

MS1: Don't fucking shout at me. I'm off to the refectory, coming?

Comments

[Andy]

Putting the date in Roman numerals? You fucking pretentious cunt.

[manchester]

This is been the problem is been overhead now in the Manchester.People are facing many problem in city and many more areas is well.