Mellor in The Guardian

Then, in some gently undulating Debussy, the trumpet clattered into its solo with all the grace of a vending machine delivering a Lucozade. "He won't be happy with that, John," I thought. "He certainly won't, Gary. The score says pianissimo".

He's too modest to say so himself, but that's The Filter^'s own art music editor Andrew Mellor writing in todays Guardian. Take a look here, or - better still - buy a hard copy.